between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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