Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
tell me about the fingering
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