Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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