He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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