Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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