We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
