Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Found your dick twin last night
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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