real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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