Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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