So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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