On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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