This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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