i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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