At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Randomize
