Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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