My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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