So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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