dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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