the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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