My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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