Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
too bad you live with your parents still
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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