yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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