If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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