the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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