Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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