so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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