On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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