I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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