If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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