I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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