i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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