Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Is it penis luge time yet?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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