you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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