oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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