Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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