I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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