YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
