yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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