Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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