I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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