I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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