There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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