he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Randomize
