She said her name was "party"
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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