Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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