Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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