Yo dont text me then not text me
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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