Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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