but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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