When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He passed out mid-signature
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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