I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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