I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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