ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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