So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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